simonism

To trip someone out (preferably a stranger) by pulling a fucked up face, or chattin random shit!

Its amazing what some class A's will do to the brain to trigger a 'SIMONISM'. Time to get GRIMY!

by baseheads July 08, 2006

Simon

The name of a tiny ass kid who would have three jackets on

Is that dipshit Simon

by Udgudhf November 20, 2019

Simon

A Rapist who believes in our one god Jason. He will typically be white and likes to commit sexual assault. He has both a Vagina and a dick.

Hey its a Simon

by SimonMO123456 December 10, 2018

Simon

That one buff dude that all the ladies woo over, and all the other guys envy.

oh god, it's Simon. mr. steal yo girl...

by JobansaTheEpic November 28, 2016

Simon

A word to describe a hugely inappropriate guy, habitual line-crosser and general problem maker. But sees himself as sweet, witty and desired by women.

Antoinne: Catharine shut up. Shut up or I'll punch you in the mouth with my foot.

Catharine: Why are you so mean to me?

Antoinne: you like it -- now go get me a coffee. All girls want me, unless they are married or a lesbian, and even then they still want me.

Catharine: yes master. You are such a simon!

by T-dash-Roy October 17, 2013

the simonizer

a legend among legends

simon audley is a massive The Simonizer

by simon audley September 27, 2006

Simonizer

To act like a simon ..... total lack of enginuative skills ..... acts before thinking ..... the Homer Simpson of the human race

Relvis called me a "Simonizer" becuz I was beeing a Simon

by gusto August 07, 2003