Ditch the Ass, Sieze the Assets

A womens plan when divorcing a man. Usually a man who had it coming.

You: Hows your husband?

Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.

You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.

by doubletrouble22 September 25, 2009

diabetes-sized

An incomprehensibly large sized soda, generally a minimum of 42 oz.

If you're going to 7-11, pick me up a diabetes-sized Dr. Pepper. I need something to wash down this bucket of chicken.

by capzloc February 6, 2007

fun-sized persons

a midget, dwarf, or other little person

The local bar's been no fun since they banned the tossing of fun-sized persons

by uncle t-bag December 29, 2008

seized

When consuming too much indica cannabis you become seized and do not have the willpower to move.

Dave: fuck that last spliff got me.

Mike: yeah it was so strong
Dave: I'm so seized

by malvhd July 25, 2019

Titan-Sized-Uh-Oh

When your husky passes gas and your can hear it. Then 10 seconds later the smell reaches your nostrils.

farting noise ffffaaaaaarrrrrrttttttt!!! 'did he just poo?' "NO, That was just a Titan-Sized-Uh-Oh!"

by ZombieJo April 12, 2011

mid-sized sedan

When a guy's dick is halfway hard.

Guy: dude i have a mid-sized sedan right now.

by Sam L Jackson October 9, 2016

Liv sized

When your mouth is small so you want your dick to be small.

"How do you like your dick?"
"Liv sized!"

by Liv sized November 25, 2016