Shum

A mixture of shit and cum after an anal cream pie. Also known as a buttload

Please don’t get any more shum on my sofa.

by Teerextc June 10, 2022

Shumming

The combination of shitting and cumming when you got to the bathroom and taking a significantly long time.

Mr Chog: I wonder where Mr Mahogany is?
Mr Lie: He"s probably *Shumming*
Mr Mahongany was *Shumming*

by The Minons September 27, 2021

Shum

A mixture of shit and cum

A guy fucked my ass last night and this morning shum came out

by King Shummer January 12, 2022

Shum

A peak male will not waste his time in the morning with a shit, shower, and a shave; he will wake up and start his day with a Shum… a shit, a shower, and a cum.

Jude: “Yo Lance let’s go get some at the gym tomorrow morning”.

Lance: “Sounds good bro, I’ll meet you outside at 8:15 right after I shum”.

by Chazey August 15, 2025

Shummed

The act of a woman lying to the husband or boyfriend into believing that they are pregnant with the man's child but are actually with someone else's

I thought it was my baby! That can't totally shummed me! What a bitch!

by JackinNOLM May 31, 2025

shum ting

sexy gyals(mainly ginger with crazy eyes). usually got massive tits and a pornstar

carolanne: look over there its a

briony and carolanne: SHUM TING

by crazygyal101 March 8, 2020

Shum

When Blayne is horny he really likes to jerk off while he’s shitting.

I walked in on Blayne shumming (shitting and cumming) in the cats litter box

by Blingle pease December 29, 2023