riding the short bus
riding the short bus by DanTheFuckwad17 March 9, 2018
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Redneck Short Bus
Any kind of truck designed for showing off rather than function. Often driven by rednecks who never completed high school. Doesn't matter if it's a $50K F250 or a $200 1984 Chevy Beater with 30 inch tires, as long as it's driven to look tough with out serving any function and guzzling too much gas.
You're jogging down the road, you turn the corner and jump for the bushes because the Redneck Short Bus clipped the corner and almost hit you.
Redneck Short Bus by hHop October 8, 2013
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When you suck the filling out of a twinkie and put the cake on your penis. Then you proceed to smack her in the face and stick it in her ear.
The Short Bus by Sephiroth113 March 27, 2009
dusty short bus
Is the instance where you dip your short knobby weener in the dirt, using the finer powdery dirt (or dust) that attaches to the head of your wang as lube so you can pile drive the first two inches of your lady's waiting snatch. This is not recommended for trial of entry to the Asshole, as the Sphincter may react to the dust on your willy, creating a painful itching sensation and thus creating an impenetrable vault door. Besides, you've only got two inches, come on man. For short dicks, try Castrol GTX instead!
The lady told me I should really try to shake things up as my two inches of man meat isn't really doing for her anymore, so I performed the Dusty Short Bus on her.... she didn't like it and suggested we see other men.
dusty short bus by BRICKLINGUY March 1, 2018
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Ride the short bus both ways by Had a reserved seat October 29, 2008
The Short Bus
If you are sick of the typical oral pleasures and you want to turn it up a notch.
Try The Short Bus
1 in the front, 8 in the rear.
Try The Short Bus
1 in the front, 8 in the rear.
The Short Bus by Johnny Wakitoff November 6, 2010