A man/female who likes anal and diddles themselves while watching stranger things... they are also ugly crack whores and suck dick on waterloo for a living.
by OG as fuck September 6, 2016
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by Ninchen September 13, 2021
Get the Shoey mug.an old man who lives with his mother and no other human being may enter the house. Possible consequences are wood down the throat, various children lobbed in your direction or being chased by his very prized posession, his legendary wooden bicycle. Is also known to be the fastest man....ever. Shoey never grows old.
person 1: i won the lottery and my mum stole it from me and only gave me 20p!
person2: your such a shoey!
person2: your such a shoey!
by hiya. April 3, 2009
Get the shoey mug.shoey is arguably the most influencal man to ever grace our planet. He single handedly overthrew the teachers at thorpe and ran the school himself. Ghandi once said “ shoey is without a doubt the biggest don i’ve ever laid my eyes on”.He will go down as a level 200 boss for years to come
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Adjective. It's a term for texture or/and food. It's like chewy, but also kinda slippery. The word is inspired by doggos, that eat shoes, which are also leatherly slippery and quite chewy.
It can also mean that you're being noisy and annoying, like the sound slippery surfaces make.
It can also mean that you're being noisy and annoying, like the sound slippery surfaces make.
This cheese is so shoey, where did you get it?
Stop being such a shoey person, ain't you a grown-up adult?
Stop being such a shoey person, ain't you a grown-up adult?
by Ninja Has Ligma February 6, 2019
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