Shittercockin

Def1. The wrong hole at the wrong time.

Def2. When life happens..
Def3. A word for being in an unwanted state of mind in both heads.

Def4. To give emphasis on something or someone.

Ex1. “Babe!?! I’ve got a shittercockin, I thought you showered.”
Ex2. “Shittercockin”
Ex3. “What In the shittercockin?!”
Ex4. *stubs toe* “shittercockin”

by ILack June 14, 2022

Swiss Shitter

A term describing overpriced Swiss made beater watches that cater to people with issues (e.g. inferiority complex, erectile dysfunction, cuckoldry, massive overdose of Hodinkee content) poor knowledge at best about the wonders of true horology spearheaded by superior Japanese watchmaking.

"How's your journey as a watch aficionado doing?"
- "I'm done with dark turtlenecks and Swiss shitters. I'll better be starting to sell hommage watches that look like cheap ones. Ok ciao."

by Grand Seiko Owner November 30, 2022

Windy City Shitter

Blowjob in a porta-potty

At the Bears game, I got a Windy City Shitter from this drunk chick during tailgating.

by oifredleg March 5, 2011

Shattering Rodents

An extremely loud noise. Made famous by independent rapper Lil BRG

Did you hear Misty. Talk about Shattering Rodents.

That concert last night was definitely Shattering Rodents.

by Van-GuarD October 15, 2008

shatterphone

One of the 53% of touchscreen smartphones in use whose displays are spiderwebbed with cracks from being clumsily dropped or, in the case of pre-2011 iPhones, hurled across the room due to AT&T rage.

Hipster 1: Hey, how do we get to Urban Outfitters from here?
Hipster 2: Let me check my shatterphone.
Hipster 2: Ow! Owow! Ow! Ow!
Hipster 2: Uh, we go down the street and turn left at the blood smear.
Hipster 1: Deck.

by chaos5023 October 6, 2011

Tinder shape shifter

(n) A very fat or large girl on Tinder who uses a very flattering profile picture to lure men (or women) in. The ruse often goes undiscovered until a further perusing of the profile after a match is made. Some may choose to unmatch, or will feel to guilty to do so. Tinder shape shifters, when matched, will often message their potential mates first.

Man 1: "dude check this new Tinder match out, she's hot as hell!"
Man 2: "look closer at her profile my friend, she is actually a Tinder shape shifter"
Man 1: "nooooo! How did you know this?"
Man 2: "because...I too have matched with her"
*both hang heads in shame*

by dtay87 July 1, 2015

Shitter Anonymity

The doctrine of trying to avoid being in the public part of a restroom at the same time as a co-worker emerging from a stall after taking a shit, thereby preserving the anonymity of the person you heard violently exploding in the stall next to you.

Typically working in first-in/first-out order, if you go the bathroom and notice that someone is already using a stall (as if anyone wouldn't notice that earthquake fart), you should politely wait in your stall until that person has exited the restroom before you exit your stall. This order can sometimes be disturbed by speed-shitters and reading-a-freaking-novel shitters. If you're just taking a leak, you do not have to wait.

MAIL GUY: I was dropping trou this morning when I heard someone detonate some serious explosive diarrhea in the stall next to me. I waited for him to wash his hands and leave so that he could have his shitter anonymity.

COPY GUY: I bet it was Ray--that guy eats so much crap he's destined for the brown deluge.

MAIL GUY: Thanks to my good pooping manners, we will never know, and he can keep his dignity.

by YouMustSquat September 24, 2009