Shitloader

Someone who shits way too much in one day. Someone who never stops having the shits when they don't have diarrhea.

Bob just crapped for the 6th time today and he doesn't have diarrhea, he must really be quite the shitloader.

by Anonymous reality November 6, 2013

shitlocked

Act of smearing your shit on the handle of a door to prevent others from getting to your stash.

He just shitlocked that door!

by Zer0Hawk June 16, 2018

Shitbowl

Superbowl 53

Superbowl 53 is a shitbowl.

by HomeydClown151 February 3, 2019

Shitdown

A variation of a showdown where you throw shit at your opponents. The last person to get shitted wins. Similar to a Food Fight.

3.. 2.. 1.. SHITDOWN!!!

by AstroSquared June 29, 2023

Baker's Shitload

A large amount of a given item (usually baked goods) ranging from 26 to 130.

Hey homie we need a Baker's Shitload of chicken wings, I got mad munchies.

by Hally13uk October 5, 2011

Shitlord

Someone who makes glorious (but not always entirely accurate) posts, comments, tweets, vids etc, without regard for the chaos and butt-hurt that may result. A happy, reckless internet berserker.

Tho' he/she ought to be entertaining to some, if they are not entertaining then they are not a shitlord, they are just shit.

The shitlord's comments provoked both laughter and tears. None were left untouched, though many were left confused.

by Thou Art That November 24, 2021

shitload

The approximate amount of something that can fit into an asshole. If referring to money, it is equal to the volume, in cubic centimeters, of a medium-size butthole.

John had a shitload of money.
Lucy had a shitload of pistachios.

by pooperscooper99 May 13, 2011