shit sheriff

A shit sheriff is a janitor that hangs out in the bathroom while you're dropping a load, usually a really explosive load that splatters the bowl and sometimes gets on the back of the seat. The shit sheriff goes directly in behind you armed with a bowl brush and a grimace.

I wish the shit sheriff would stop standing outside the stall listening to my anal explosion.

by scorpiox December 17, 2014

Sunburnt Sheriff

When a girl tries to give you a hand job but sucks at it, causing your dick to chafe and look like a sunburn sheriff

Yo, i thought i would get laid but all i got was a sunburnt sheriff

by Nicole.862 October 12, 2008

sheriff's badge

I drew a sheriff's badge in my pants.

An image created by one's bottom burp that, despite being utterly random, accurately depicts the image of a County Sheriff's badge.

Wow man, the morning after that Vindaloo, I was heading to the loo for a Vindapoo, but didn't make it. I ended by drawing a sheriff's badge in my pants.

by n1b5 August 3, 2016

sherff

a crazy mother fucker who will kill u if u look in his eyes he is a crazy demon and gets it on like donkey kong.

bruce willis is almost the same person as sherff

by gosu 6 August 10, 2010

lady sheriff

Lady Sheriff ley-dee sher-if

noun.
1. female who dominates in all aspects of life
2. Officer of the law

verb.
3. to take full advantage of a boy in a sexually aggressive manner; hook-up

Did you see insert name of lady sheriff take insert name of lucky boy home from the bar!? She was definitely going to lady sheriff him.

I would like to borrow that lady sheriff's handcuffs.

Woah that girl is wearing a scrunchie? She is NOT a lady sheriff.

by Lady Sheriff October 3, 2008

Jello Sheriff

Phrase uttered when someone is acting bossy, or thinks they are in charge of something when they really are not...attributed to the Bill Cosby routine on the album "To My Brother Russell, Whom I Slept With"

You told dad that I already ate a Jello, so he took mine away ...who made you the big Jello Sheriff of the house?

by DjDelmo January 8, 2022

Sheriffed

To make an absolute fuckjob of any/everything possible and then pass the blame to anyone/thing

Fuck I've sheriffed this job to the bollocks

by Sherifftimson July 6, 2017