Shelfing

The act of sitting on an elevated surface while consuming alcohol at a social event to lure the opposite sex.

"Let's go shelfing at the bars tonight!"

by Lyfjhdwrgcs June 23, 2016

shuffling

to shuffle your cards- spanking the monkey, masturbate, whack off

"yoh Jefftile! stop shuffling your cards like i seen you last night through your window!"

by boys at school December 11, 2008

Butt shuffling

To shuffle one's buttocks across the floor, or any surface, rather like scooching, but the motion of the buttocks is more shuffled than scooched.

''Moses was butt shuffling across laminate flooring''

by _Ems_ November 26, 2007

shuffleing the deck

In theory it is possible that whilst 'shuffling' a deck of cards, that the cards could be set into certain favourable positions; this expression is based upon such a premise.

Said when there is a suspicion that an outcome has been obtained in a prearranged fashion, usually by a specific person, directly involved.

Bob was an expert at shuffleing the deck; he got the two hot chicks on his team, again!

comment: Hey bro, the NZ Labour party managed to get elected again in 2008 for a 4th term with their infamous tax rebate.
response: shuffleing the deck man

by mongrelbeast January 11, 2008

Swiffling

The act of being a red neck and sneaking out of the house to get really drunk by hooping moonshine.

My favorite thing to do when I was a youngin', was goin' out to the back forty and swiffling.

by A Symbol of Hope March 21, 2009

shiffing

An illegal act in which a person sniffs their poop in order to develop their immunity at an alarming rate.

Derives from the words, shit sniffing.

That person was shiffing in the bathroom the other day.

by shiffmeister July 9, 2011

shelling

The act of turning away from social networks and/or communication in order to get some alone time and/or relief from the excessive use of online social networks/communication. This does not mean the sheller does not use dark social mediums such as e-mail and/or text messaging.

Adam: Hey Steve, why are you not on facebook anymore?

Steve: I told you!! I'm shelling for a few months. I can't be too addicted to shit like facebook and twitter!

Adam: You can't be in your shell forever, you'll be back.

by EyesExistInTheSky October 29, 2012