Shump

A shower and a dump at the same time. Shumps usually take place in the handicap showers at the pool that double as toilet stalls. The shumping process usually consists of the subject stripping down naked, grabbing the detachable shower head, and holding it over themselves as they drop logs. It's also environmentally friendly as long as you're not in California because the shower head can double as a bidet.

Jake: "Hey man, where were you?"
Tim: "I was taking a massive shump. Dude, my asshole has never felt cleaner."
Jake: "Holy bejesus, I gotta try that some time!"

by Shwifty Supreme October 12, 2015

Shump

When you see your friend from a few feet away and as you go to shake his hand this awkward moment happens he gives you a fist bump, and you end up putting your hand on his fist.

WTF did you just Shump me

Dam Dat Boy just Shumped me

What a shump he tried to shake my bump

by Srfaloha January 24, 2017

Shlump

The act of leaning with one's back against a smooth surface, and sliding down while keeping one's feet in the same place such that the knees finish tucked into the chest.

I leant against the locker and shlumped down.

by Checkee-Shoes-Ain't-Amused March 17, 2010

Shumper

A jumper and a shirt in one. Defined as a thin jumper so as can be used as a shirt or a jumper.

Its washing day so I'm wearing my shumper.

by Vampyre September 5, 2004

Shlump

A person who really sucks at his/her job!

Dude your mom is a shlump!

by DABEAST55 March 20, 2009

shlump

1,000,000,000 times love

My cat whiskers is so awesome, i shlump her

by johndeere7589 September 13, 2005

shumpit

Used in replacement of "have sexual relations/contact",

i.e will you and shelia shumpit tonight?

by Nick T December 20, 2004