Sham

1)A Fake, a fraud
2)A horny asshole who pretends to love 12 year-olds in order to get porn from them
3)A scary Fat bastard who likes pictures of 12 year-olds and will do anything to get them
4)An asshole who looks at porno pics of 12-year olds because thats the only action he'll ever get

Look at that perv, he's such a Sham.
Man, that dude is looking at pics of 12-year-olds, he's such a Sham

by A People February 1, 2008

Sham Life/Life’s a sham

Your life is such a sham that even a sham wow can’t help you

Lmao I’m in such deep shit my sham life/life’s a sham

by I’m ok’nt October 19, 2019

Shams

girls

yo, I had this sham over last night and it was like whoa!

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

shammed

very cold and very tired

i am feeling very shammed today.

by kounovsky..1209 November 18, 2010

to sham

to leave an email unanswered in order to avoid the impending drama attached to said email

question:"Did you get Bigface's email bro?"
reply: "I got it but I'm going to sham it for a few days to let the steam blow off of it"

by the yankee cowboy January 3, 2008

sham process

Any process that is in actually a non-process, something that is in fact such specifically in order to prevent the truth from coming out.

The confirmation hearing for Brett Kavanaugh was a sham process since there is wide consensus that damaging and provable evidence was actively suppressed.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

sham President

A President that was not elected legitimately, usually one that came into power with some degree of outside assistance.

I don’t like thinking of myself as a sham President but when I get all down about it I just bring myself back to realizing that everything I am and have ever done is frankly a complete sham.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019