Sham

Someone from a council housing estate in Irish towns. 99% of shams are inbred the other 1% are results of slut mothers. Male shams are usually seen in trackies, sweet pants or cheep jeans, Rebook or Umbro trainers and any kind of track jacket over a very metrosexual top, have spiked hair and are very pale. Female shams are nearly always orange in colour and think their good looking and to add to this wear very slutty clothes such as tube tops and mini skirts but when not trying to look sexy for their brothers/cousins/fathers (a lot of the time they're the same thing). Most shams only live to 40 and in their elderly years men are never seen outside the house and fuck their inbred grandchildren or are in jail, but most of the time male shams are dead by 31. Elderly female shams still try to look slutty with spray tan and tube tops but their hair has fallen out, be it because of over styling or inbred related and they nearly always put on a lot of weight. Shams most commonly drive Honda civics, Mitsubishis or Subarus with modified V-Tec engines and are scheduled to break down within four months.
Sham to English, Irish and Polish

Haw's at going sham-How's it going mate/Conas tá sé ag dul mo chara/Jak idzie mój przyjaciel
V-Tec lads-Cheap car engine that I love/Inneall gluaisteán saor go go breá liom/Tani silnik samochodu, że kocham
Fucking Paki, Black and Polish bastards stealing our jobs-I'll never get a job but I'll still rant about them being "stolen"/Ní rachaidh mé post a fháil ach beidh mé caint is ag comhrá go fóill mar gheall orthu a bheith "goidte"/Nigdy nie dostać pracy, ale ja wciąż rant o nich zostały "skradzione"
Speak English ya fucking foreign cunt-Sorry but I can't speak Irish/Tá brón orm ach ní féidir liom Gaeilge a labhairt/Przepraszam, ale nie mogę mówić Irlandzku
Me ma-My mother (can also be my sister since they're the same thing)/Mo mháthair (is féidir a bheith chomh maith mo dheirfiúr ó tá siad an rud céanna)/Moja matka (może być także moja siostra, ponieważ jest to ta sama rzecz)
by 44688jj4 September 09, 2012
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Sham

1)A Fake, a fraud
2)A horny asshole who pretends to love 12 year-olds in order to get porn from them
3)A scary Fat bastard who likes pictures of 12 year-olds and will do anything to get them
4)An asshole who looks at porno pics of 12-year olds because thats the only action he'll ever get
Look at that perv, he's such a Sham.
Man, that dude is looking at pics of 12-year-olds, he's such a Sham
by A People February 01, 2008
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Sham Life/Life’s a sham

Your life is such a sham that even a sham wow can’t help you
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Shams

yo, I had this sham over last night and it was like whoa!
by Anonymous September 11, 2003
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to sham

to leave an email unanswered in order to avoid the impending drama attached to said email
question:"Did you get Bigface's email bro?"
reply: "I got it but I'm going to sham it for a few days to let the steam blow off of it"
by the yankee cowboy December 10, 2007
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shammed

very cold and very tired
i am feeling very shammed today.
by kounovsky..1209 November 15, 2010
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sham President

A President that was not elected legitimately, usually one that came into power with some degree of outside assistance.
I don’t like thinking of myself as a sham President but when I get all down about it I just bring myself back to realizing that everything I am and have ever done is frankly a complete sham.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019
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