the Seven P's

the Seven P's :- Proper planning and preparation prevents piss poor performance

there'll be no fuck ups as long as you folow the Seven P's

by The PFI December 17, 2008

Seven Deadly Sins

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Also known as the finer things in life. Originally arranged in the 6th century by Pope Gregory, the seven are:

1. Pride - An attitude of personal superiority, almost universally accredited as the most useful of the sins.

2. Envy - desire for the belongings or traits of others.

3. Lust - The craving of 'earthly pleasures,' if 'earthly pleasures' are defined as sex.

4. Avarice - Greed; the desire of riches, bling, or Nikes(c).

5. Wrath - Outpouring of destructive or hurtful behavior of thought.

6. Sloth - An animal thats so inert that moss grows on it. The sin itself is easy to piece together from there.

7. Gluttony - The urge to intake more than is necessary for day-to-day functions.

Pride: I'm the man!
Envy: I want your woman!
Lust: In fact, I want to have *SEX* with your woman!
Avarice: Maybe, if I had more money, your woman would have sex with me...
Wrath: Get over here, woman! NOW!
Sloth: Why? Well, because I'm too lazy to come over there to you.
Gluttony: Oh well, the woman left. Anyone for Mickey-D's?

by The Baron October 10, 2003

Selenator

1. A person who loves Selena Gomez & supports her in everything she does

2. An obsessive fan of Selena Gomez

It is pronounced SILL-EEN-NUH-TER, but some may mispronounce it as sell-en-nat-or.

It's cooler to be a Selenator than a Selena hater ...
About 2 out of every 3 teenage boys are Selenators.

by TheYellaflame June 30, 2011

have several seats

When somebody says something so stupid it's beyond repair. The act of being basic in the presences of a G.

Trina: Beyoncé 's hair is all hers no weave

Alicia: go have several seats

by CosmicWzrd January 7, 2016

Selena Yorke

The offspring of Thom Yorke and Selena Gomez. She will limp up on stage with a British accent and her eye will be shut at birth. Her best friend will be Jonny Lovato. Her hair will always be a mess and not for the reason Ke$ha's hair is in a mess but just because she is Thom Yorkes daughter.

Selena Yorke is a stud! or Hottie?! or I'm not quite sure what It is, let's just not touch it or look at its eye.

by xacto17 December 3, 2010

Serena

Someone who is shy but will talk a lot around someone she is comfortable around and will actually listen.

"Serena is shy, but not with her friends."

by dj_beans October 26, 2020

Seven

Seven is by scientific fact the largest number ever. There may be those that can argue that seven isn't the largest number, but they would be incorrect. It is the largest number because 6 is equivalent to 8 and 5 is equivalent to 9 (and so on and so forth). In the olden days, seven was compared to gods, as the number has a special hook on it that not any other number does have. This hook was necessary in grabbing the gods from the heavens and bringing them down to earth so that sacrifices can get to them faster than without the seven bringing them down to earth.

Aaron: "Can you give me a hand with this homework?"
Bailey: "Sure"
Aaron: "What is 20x500?"
Bailey: "Seven"
Aaron: "What?"
Bailey: "It's seven"
Aaron:"I don't think that is-"
Bailey:"KILL THE NON-BELIEVER"

by Giganinja99 September 25, 2014