Selfie

A 'selfie' is when the photographer is also the subject of the photograph, usually accompanied by a kissy face, or an obscene peace sign gesture. They will often be posted to a social media site e.g. facebook, twitter, instagram, etc.

"Did you see Beiber's selfie on facebook?"
"Nah, gurl, ain't nobody got time for dat!"

by ModernThesaurus December 17, 2013

Selfie

When one takes a photo of poop coming out of their own buttonhole with a Motorola Razr.

My battery died, can I use your phone? I've been taking way to many selfies with my Motorola Razr.

by Bobbyhacker July 09, 2014

Selfie

Act of public onanism.

"It looks like one of my old gym socks is going to be taking another selfie."

by qwerty155 March 26, 2014

Selfie Control

The act of controlling ones impulse to take a picture of themself.

Guy 1: Man you almost got hit by a car trying to take that selfie, you need to have some selfie control.

Guy 2: Yeah, but I looked good though.

by J&SilentRubob November 12, 2013

morning selfie

The moment you wake up, you grab your phone and take a picture of yourself while still in bed.

The rule is you are not allowed to fix your hair, put on make-up, turn on the lights, or even remove the crusty stuff from your eyes. The first thing you will see will be the flash from the camera. Then you post the picture to social media.

Jane: Is that what you looked like when you woke up?

Tom: Yes. It was my morning selfie. It is the new trend, but not everyone has the guts to do it.

by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

selfish selfie

when a celebrity takes a nude selfie and won't let us look at it

I wish Jennifer Lawrence would quit taking those selfish selfies

by henro50 September 13, 2014

Selfie Centered

The preference or habit of fapping to ones own selfies.

As a selfie centered individual, Mike preferred to look at his selfies while fapping.

During handshakes with snakes on Wednesday, Mike was thankful to be Selfie Centered, because his partner was a BagHead™©.

by Iphigenia Aubergine June 01, 2016