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schei

Word in Venetian Slang to say "money".
"Per queste scarpe ho speso massa schei".
"For these shoes i spent a lot of schei".
by Kermes March 15, 2020
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Sechelt

Very boring town on theSunshine Coast,which is in British Columbia Canada.
No good shops.
Rednecks,hicks,losers,prejudiced Snobs,whores etc.
Can only be reached by ferry from horshoe bay or Powell river, though it is not an island but a peninsula.
In the native language it means "Land between two waters".
A place known for its expensive housing and low employment.
The place i live in.
Sunshine coast and Sechelt often are used to mean the same thing.
-On ferry-
Person:So...why you going to sechelt?
Me:I live there.
Person:Haha,burn.That must suck.
Me:It does.
by Odessa May 28, 2006
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scheize

A word dumbass people use who are too uneducated to know that it is spelled scheiße.
Scheize!

It's scheiße dumbtard.
by Arce July 15, 2005
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Essen die Scheiße

"Du essen die scheiße" A german term, in direct translation you eat that shit, often used as a sexual inuendo

or

A term used before the initiation of intercourse as a persuasive argument, often followed up, after the or during the act by "das ist fantastisch"

or

A perfect response to any argument/question or any other attempt of communication
e.g. vassi totaly essen die scheiße

e.g. -What did you get for question 3a?
-Du essen die scheiße!
by cl20 May 25, 2009
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Scheizer Noozle

The scheizer noozle is the fine German art form of gently fucking a sleeping or passed out girl in the ass.
We went out for sauer kraut and a few pilsner's but she passed out in the cab on the way home. I had to carry her up two stories to my flat and put her in bed. When undressing her plump milk fed ass I couldn't help but spread those golden german cheeks and give her a good scheizer noozle.
by jrlitterateur May 1, 2020
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Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie

The Ultimate Daily Booster.
The female lies on her back with her ass in the air and her legs over her head.
The male then penetrates her asshole until of reasonable width. The male then adds a touch of lime juice, natural yoghurt, a blended fruit mix (preferably strawberry, orange & papaya) and then adds half a glass of crushed ice.
The male then proceeds to penetrate the asshole once more ensuring that all the ingredients are properly mixed and topping off the combination with a drizzle of cum.
The female then clenches her ass and jumps up and down 3 times before farting out the mushy drink into the glass for the male to drink. (Can also be used to wash down a nice bowl of Chunky Nipple Soup)
Wife: "How was the gym dear?"

Husband: "It was good babe...i am very de-hydrated though"...(gasps for air)

Wife: "Well how about we make you a nice glass of Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie??"

Husband: "Oh thats lovely dear...nothing like a good ol drink from the stink to quench my thirst!!!"
by The Venga!!! April 17, 2010
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scheiße

"Scheiße" means the word shit in German!
Scheiße, ließ ich die Schlüssel im Auto. (Shit, I left the keys in the car.)
by Asuka-a-a May 30, 2008
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