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Pig Scramble

In a club, at the end of a night when the lights go on and all the remaining fat ugly girls scramble to find a guy that is drunk enough to bring them home
Kirkland Lake Guy One: "Dude, did you participate in the pig scramble?"

Kirkland Lake Guy Two: "Yeah, my girl was at least 250. I slayed that dragon".
by Pathogens January 5, 2009
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5-0 scramble

its when your doing something illegal and the cops come and you run away you have to yell it though
by hey what r u eating April 30, 2005
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Scrambled Eggs

When a female is performing oral on a male's junk, she places a vibrator at full blast in his scrote between his balls. As he aproaches ejaculation she begins to vigorous move the device in a 'scrambling' motion.
"OHHHH man I heard Jessica sucked your dick last night."
"Yes she most certainly did! She even pulled out her rabbit and gave me some Scrambled Eggs right before I came in her mouth!"
by Busaman June 27, 2009
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Toaster Scrambler

A Toaster Scrambler is a room full of hot sweaty men either naked or partially clothed and derives from the Pillsbury treat Toaster Scramblers. The scene gets it name from the tasty treat due to the Pillsbury item involving a large amount of usually meaty items packed into a hot steamy, doughy, and toasted environment. A toaster scrambler is in no way, shape or form gay although there appear to be many homoerotic undertones accompanying it in the varying cultures where these scenes of sweat, stench, and abundant man meat appear.
Leah: You will never believe what I walked into at the YMCA tonight.
Steve: What happened?
Leah: I took a right when I was supposed to take a left and I walked right into a toaster scrambler that looked like it dated back at least to the 1940's.
by Let'sGetTropical July 27, 2013
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Egg Scrambler

Ashley wouldn't shut her cock holster, so I gave her the Egg Scrambler to shut her up for a couple of minutes.
by Jeremy Kane May 5, 2007
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Texas Scramble

A sexual position where the male jams his balls in the females anus and the woman shits out his balls
by OllieTheolive February 2, 2009
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clayton scrambled egg special

When a guy blows a huge load in a batch of scrambled eggs and then feeds it to a girl that he had anal sex with the night before
My friend max gave some SMObag a "clayton scrambled egg special" this morning and she scarfed it down...what a dumb slut!
by sgdgdg March 5, 2008
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