Scoot sac

Anyone named Scott whom closely resembles the definition of a stereotypical douche bag. People pretend to like him, but in reality they all just want to hit his punchable face.

God, that Scott is a total Scoot Sac!

by BuckBob March 9, 2010

Scooting the bucket

When your husband makes you do his chores

He was scooting the bucket this morning when he forgot to take out the garbage.

by M.Noodle December 30, 2021

Doody Scoot

When an animal poops and is left with a dingleberry. The animal then proceeds to sit and scoot its' doody across the floor ultimately making a line of doody on the floor you just cleaned.

"Oh my gosh not again. I just got done mopping the floors and my cat just made an epic doody scoot across the entire kitchen!"

by Stelllaaa July 28, 2012

Scooted the rooster

Paying the bill before the cock, who is doing it for self gratification, can.

Before Richard could gloat over paying the bill, Bryton scooted the rooster.

by Tcop October 14, 2020

Travis Scoot

a cool person not to be confused with Travis Scott

Travis Scoot is so cool

by WTF99 May 9, 2022

scoot and floop

It means fuck and go. Have sex then leave. Do you get it Johnny?

David: I had this nice scoot and floop last night

Sandy: what with who
David: with this guy jeffree, he gave me a free wig.
Sandy: dude that guy has like 1270 different types of STD’s!
David: I’m dead now

Pedro the dog: Oooh WIG!

by Kimberly_WigFlipper June 14, 2019

piddle scoot

when someone gets really drunk, takes off their pants, sits on the ground(preferably hardwood floor), pisses all over the floor and then scoots around in their own piss like a dog trying to wipe dingleberries out of its ass.

who the fuck invited the chick thats piddle scooting all over the place

by j crisp May 7, 2011