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Scooting the bucket

When your husband makes you do his chores
He was scooting the bucket this morning when he forgot to take out the garbage.
by M.Noodle December 30, 2021
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Scoot sac

Anyone named Scott whom closely resembles the definition of a stereotypical douche bag. People pretend to like him, but in reality they all just want to hit his punchable face.
God, that Scott is a total Scoot Sac!
by BuckBob March 9, 2010
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mut scoot

When your dog drags his ass across your carpet.
Look at Marty doing the mut scoot across the living room.
by Abbie W June 11, 2006
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Scooted the rooster

Paying the bill before the cock, who is doing it for self gratification, can.
Before Richard could gloat over paying the bill, Bryton scooted the rooster.
by Tcop October 14, 2020
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piddle scoot

when someone gets really drunk, takes off their pants, sits on the ground(preferably hardwood floor), pisses all over the floor and then scoots around in their own piss like a dog trying to wipe dingleberries out of its ass.
who the fuck invited the chick thats piddle scooting all over the place
by j crisp May 7, 2011
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Doody Scoot

When an animal poops and is left with a dingleberry. The animal then proceeds to sit and scoot its' doody across the floor ultimately making a line of doody on the floor you just cleaned.
"Oh my gosh not again. I just got done mopping the floors and my cat just made an epic doody scoot across the entire kitchen!"
by Stelllaaa July 28, 2012
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