Shloffting

When someone masturbates into their socks before putting them on. made by pete and jake.

"Dude i just finnished shloffting, im tellin you my socks are stayin on so much better!"

by JanitorDrum777 March 3, 2010

schofferin

schofferin - skulling beers in the car too fast on a long trip and needed to stop every 10mins to piss

shaneo ur not schofferin them scotches down too fast again are you!? i aint stoppin this time cunt you can piss you pants

by wiserthewizard November 26, 2010

Scoffer's World

Scoffer's World: Clever wordplay on the mall "Shopper's World" because of many shoplifters who steal from there.

"Scoffer's World is at Victoria Park and Danforth in Toronto Ontario.

Yo' can you go steal me something from Scoffer's World?

by LawrenceEast January 21, 2012

scroffing

Performing unnecessary tasks more enjoyable than the tasks that one is supposed to be performing; screwing off.

Hey, Griff, quit scroffing and get back to work!
or
"What'cha up to?" "Scroffin'."

by mushoku November 6, 2013

sploffer

That combination between a snort and chortle. When air comes our of your nostrils slightly faster, indicating a humorous situation.

A: "Hey, have you seen that new sitcom?"

B: "Oh yeah. So many of the jokes make me sploffer..."

by tingra March 5, 2014

Sploffer

Sploffer is the word for a slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny.

Dude, I gotta show you this hilarious picture on reddit, it's definitely at least sploffer worthy.
I was watching this video the other day, and I swear, I was sploffing for a solid 5 seconds it was so funny.
"Dude stop breathing into your mic" "Sorry, I'm just watching a video" "So?" "Sploffing" "Oh, ok. You should link me it then."

by Deafharp March 5, 2014

sploffer

the word for a slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny, reddit fucking invented it, hats off, nostrils flare.

"What's the word for a mild gust of air from your nostrils when you hear a semi-decent joke?"
"A light sploffer"

Other such words include: Sploffed Out Loud (SOL)

by ShadowMercure March 5, 2014