Schrodinger's dumbass

Schrodinger's douchebag but replace offensive with stupid.

Dumbass: "The earth is flat"
Not dumbass: No it isn't you idiot"
Dumbass: I was joking.
Not dumbass: "Schrodinger's dumbass

by Professor Clinky Clanks March 29, 2022

Schrodinger's Cum

When you donate to a sperm bank and are unsure if you have fathered a child.

My buddy Dave JO'd at a sperm bank and now he's got Schrodinger's cum yo

by Type4Me June 19, 2016

Schrodinger's crush

texting/emailing your crush saying I love you. If your crush likes you back, great you have a relationship, if she has a negative reaction, then just make about editing it to make it look like she said yes for internet points.

I fucken tanked a Schrodinger's crush

by Meckma April 20, 2020

Schrodinger's Joke

A joke which is both funny and not funny at the same time but there is no way of knowing if anyone else will laugh at it until you have told it... But by then it's too late and you will either look like an idiot or a comedy genius.

(After telling a joke) I wasn't sure if you'd get that, it was a bit of a schrodinger's joke.

by WBKurgan May 4, 2010

Schrodinger's fuckboy

A guy who seduces a girl by saying sweet nothings, essentially "pouring honey into their ears", acting in a very sweet and caring manner. All this, of course, is to get down with her. Then based on whether or not the girl develops feelings for said guy, he will claim none of the sweet-talk was meant seriously and it was supposed to be taken as a joke.

Girl 1: Hey, gurl, how are things with you and Chad?
Girl 2: Pretty fucking bad, ngl. He's a Schrodinger's fuckboy.
Girl 1: Why? What do you mean?
Girl 2: Remember when I got super dreamy about all the sweet things he said to me? You know - how I'm his sweetheart and all that?
Girl 1: Yeah, and?
Girl 2: I directly asked where we were relationship-wise, and he straight up told me he meant all that as a joke.
Girl 1: Yeah, that's a textbook Schrodinger's fuckboy.

by beelzabub May 25, 2020

Schrodinger's Cock

Imagine a room with 50 men and 50 women in it. It connects to a second room through a glory hole. Schrodinger in the second room sticks his penis through the glory hole and gets sucked. Much like Schrodinger's Cat which is alive and dead at the same time. He does not know if he is being sucked by a man or woman. So he is being sucked by both a man and a woman at the same time.

Guy 1: I was so drunk last night got sucked in the bathroom by glory hole but don't remember who did it.
Guy 2: Was it a guy or girl?
Guy 1: I don't know.
Guy 2: Looks like you have case of Schrodinger's Cock.

by TheMenacingOctohedron May 9, 2020

Schrodinger's Waifu

One who claims to both have a waifu decided and to have no waifu at all

My friend has Schrodinger's Waifu and he cannot decide on what to do

Person A: “I’ve come down with a case of Schrodinger’s Waifu and need help deciding on what to do”
Person B: you’re a fucking weeb

by Yung Lad October 22, 2020