Pounded her like a piece of schnitzel

To copulate vigorously, so as to cause a slapping sound similar to the sound heard when tenderizing a veal cutlet on a board.

Garage Dweller1: Did you notice that Honey was walking funny yesterday?

Garage Dweller2: That's because her boyfriend pounded her like a piece of schnitzel.

by Garage Dweller1 September 30, 2009

Krusty Schnitzel

THE FUCKING SEXY BEAST OF YOUTUBE. his peen is bigger than a normal male human. HE LOVE HIS BLUE WII!
GO SUBSCRIBE OR YOU HAVE A SMALL PEEN.

wanking noises*

Person :1 HAVE YOU WATCHED THE NEW BILLIE JEAN PART 2

Person :2 UMMMMMMM IM NOT FUCKING STUPID DUMBASS

Person :3 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KRUSTY SCHNITZEL OMG I WANK TO HIM.

by I LOVE KRUSTY SCHNITZEL June 6, 2019

Schnitzel Cock

A phrase meaning crush it, don’t take shit from anyone and don’t take advice from anyone who has less money than you.

Wake up and Schnitzel Cock it today boys.

by anonymous January 28, 2025

winer schnitzel

A big fat Scottish penis only bad asses have it like kyle and Gavin and Liam and Noah and gianna

Kyle did u see that Winer schnitzel on that kid named Noah it's really long

by Gdevs August 3, 2017

schnitzel cock

Schnitzel Cock is a phrase shared amongst bros. The phrase can mean a variety of different things but traditional means to crush it, to not take shit from anyone and to not take advice from anyone that makes less money than you.

Wake up and schnitzel cock it today bros.

by anonymous January 28, 2025

Schnitzel Shank

When you get kidnapped by a fat German and he decides to shank you in his new Lederhosen

"Ach! Guten Morgen Kinder, sterben jüdischen Abschaum!"

*You receive a Schnitzel Shank*

by Thitherurtian November 28, 2017

Dirty Schnitzel

The German version of a Dirty Sanchez, whereby the giver makes a singular vertical swipe down the booger trough of the victim. The victim must give the Heil Hitler salute after receiving the dirty deed.

Vicki used her Big Icky strap-on last night on Scott then gave him the Dirty Schnitzel. For being a Nazi he sure is a bitch.

by DudeBaloney February 4, 2024