Schmoogly

Someone who has Chorbs or suffers from Chorbolism.

You're fucking schmoogly

by Schmoogly Schmoogle January 14, 2012

SCHMOOKED

-to make a joke by confusing your friends into thinking it means something else

It can also mean: Schmidt + Spook= Schmooked

My friend Schmidt got Schmooked hard by Dave.

by WIllyNIllyDiddley March 18, 2019

schlorple

A story and or arc of which a person see's things in a more colorful way

"ColorFUL arc. Like.. like.. schlorple"

by RANBOOOOOO February 9, 2021

Schmoogie

Verb: The act of taking a giant shit.
Noun: A turd.

Noun: “Hey, mommy! Come look at my giant schmoogie in the toilet”!!
Verb: “Ch’Qweetah asked me to take a schmoogie on her chest last night”

by Toad 5 February 27, 2022

Ole Schmole

To want to die because of the eternal meaningless life that you live through.

Also a word for: Selfhate; Existential pain; Knowing that life is just a period of time that you have control over a body on planet earth

1: "I want to Ole Schmole."
2: "Yeah, I feel the same way!"

by Jexkin June 19, 2018

Shmoople

A shorter way to say "hey woman wanna f**k" or "hey man wanna f**k"

Girl: "Shmoople?"
Guy: "yes."
Girl: "ok."

by Nightmarenightmarenightmare January 9, 2019

schmooler

a goon, a dude, a random male person, freind or employee

Hey schmooler, come over here. Where is that schmooler?

by Matt Story June 10, 2007