schmoofter

an inslut given to one, meaning a shit-poofter
can also be used in a friendly sense, such as:
hows it going ya big schmoofter?

what a schmoofter

by who sucks donkey dick October 25, 2009

schmooker

After-birth of a cat.

schmooker

by pqlamx October 31, 2009

schmoobear

A term of endearment that is composed of silly-sounding phonetics to make an overwhelmingly masculine person seem more approachable.

Schmoobear, schmoobear. What do you want to do tonight, schmoobear? Something that won't be devastatingly feminine?

by Wubsidaisy April 25, 2013

schmooge

The act of striking the back of someone's knee from behind to induce sudden and unexpected postural instability, typically done in jest.

I schmooged my brother when he was standing in front of me in line at the amusement park.

by ProudJupiter July 27, 2014

Schmoop

A alternative curse word that no one can be mad about but is also fun to say

"What a schmoop!"
"That was schmooping awesome!"

by Mallee78 January 24, 2019

Schmoodle

To take one's idea before it's fruition and claim as their own.

That guy will definitely schmoodle you after you just told him that.

by Zahch April 16, 2019

Schmoodle

To take one’s idea before it’s fruition.

Elise totally would schmoodle someone, that’s why I never tell her my ideas.

by Bball28 May 18, 2019