schmezeles

o my gosh, ouch,really, (suprised) etc.

Schmezeles, i dropped a bowling ball on my toe!

by maddie.pierce October 31, 2007

Schmeze

when someone rips a huge ass fart

Bro that was a huge schmezer!

by NickRipsYT November 20, 2017

Schizer Geiser

The act of having a stream of projectile diarrhea whilst being in the human pretzel position.

“Bro, we were having this party and I got this girl in the schizer geiser and I haven’t haven’t been able to get the shit stains off the ceiling since.”

by EricfromPoco April 16, 2021

Schnizer

A word the cool kids use in public

Broski did u see that chick?
Schnizer MAN!
Bro i know, i'd tap that

by CornerQuarter January 21, 2010

schmiering it up

To take a myspace-esque picture where you look much more attractive than you really are, and the picture hides your fat belly. Also refers to having depressing status messages on facebook.

She looked hot in that picture, too bad she was schmiering it up to hide her stomache.

by adonnis85 December 21, 2009

schmine

noun

A didactic word commonly used to replace the oh-so popular noun form of the word jank. While it lacks the depth and versatility of jank, schmime is a perfect word to describe those who you have admiration for. Schmine has a cult-like following that swear that it is better than jank. However, they are clearly misinformed and lying.

No that purple tube sock doesn't quantify her as a schmine! She is such a jank!
Yo schmine, if you don't pull over I'm gonna cap you.
You hear about that girl that invented schmine? What a jank!
Only a true jank would get thirsty and have a beer, not a schmine.

by Charlie Olson March 13, 2008

hinker schmitzel

the act or process of messing up

i screamed hinker schmitzel to mess hunter up

by michael flywell April 6, 2009