Schmeagle

n. A person who acts soley in their own self interests despite being looked down upon by society.

That schmeagle over durr just snatched up my lil' youngin's shopping cart without even asking for it. Nom saying.

That obtrusively obnoxious gentleman in the all white fur mink, had the audacity to appropriate that senior citizen's favorite christmas sweater, with nothing more than a cackle as he walked off.

by Dan the Love Machine & Holtzi June 12, 2011

schmegley

a word for someone in which you do not know their ethnic backgrounds....they look like chinese but are something totally different

Yo! Look at that schmegley over there.

by xxevllpoptartxx December 1, 2005

schnigglepuffs

Oh fuck YO mamma, you shit-eating cocksucker. You can eat shit and die you fucking good-for-nothing piece of shit. I am fucking serious when I say burn in Hell, you fucking ass-spelonker. Suck my cock FUCKER.
-Your mom has fices in her vagina-


- P.P.S. is for fags

IF I wanted to do your mom, it would be as easy as schnigglepuffs.

by Travis March 14, 2005

schnigglepuffs

Tyler, it is spelled schnigglepuffs, not schigglepuffs. As in: That test was as easy as schnigglepuffs.

Punching through that window was as easy as schnigglepuffs.
-or-
Getting your mom in bed was as easy as schnigglepuffs.

by Travis March 11, 2005

schmengled

A feeling or state of mind after a long night of partying. Must include one or more of the following symptoms: still wearing clothing from night before, mystery bruises, aching body, intense headache, unable to recall events leading up to this feeling.

I woke up this morning feeling extremely schmengled.

by K. Fenn December 9, 2008

shmiggle

A small dog who is your dog

My shmiggle is cuter than yours!

by Jeremyikjilj June 21, 2006

schniggle

when your ski pants get caught under the bar on a chairlift and become impossible to remove

"How do you get out of a schniggle?"
"You wiggle"

by Gabe Lewis January 16, 2008