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Schmeagle

A male, or description of behavior by a male, that is talking to, being nice to, paying attention to a female for the express purposes of gaining sexual affection from said female without being explicitly honest about his intentions.

Often performed in a creepy, obsessive or underhanded manner.

Also, often a Schmeagle raises suspicions from other males Samwise as to his nefarious intentions but manages to avoid any such suspicions from the female Baggins.
That guy is Scmeagling that girl, and its making me physically sick.

Bro, just tell her you want to nail her, don't be a Schmeagle about it.
by ademitchell September 18, 2012
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schmatter

yiddish for clothes especially clothing manufacturing industry eg east end
eg a life in schmatters....clothing manufacture...eg Galliano's career in schmatters ended in tatters
by Timothyjwilliams March 23, 2011
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Schmeaded

A general word used to describe a multitude of things that defy explanation. Can be a noun, pronoun, verb, adverb, adjective. Use is similar to Smurf from the 80's hit cartoon show The Smurf's. Can also be used in various forms ala schmeading, smeaded, smeading, schmeader, etc.
Dude you've just been schmeaded!
by MPREZYA September 25, 2005
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schmetlap

deposits of highly viscous residue that form on the inner lips of the vulva after a night of intercourse
When Sally and I have sex, I cant go down on her the next morning due to her SCHMETLAP.
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Schmatzen

German for smacking. May be used as a term of endearment to indicate one is fantastically awesome.
I love you Schmatzen.
by Soarele November 3, 2010
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shmeat

Amalgamation of "shit" and "meat", animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by PETA, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption.
"Shmeat is such a horrible name, it sounds like what you get when you cross shit and meat." -- cdog, offalgood.com article comment


"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"
by Andariel Halo March 17, 2009
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Schmate Man VICK

An arrogant person who tries to convince people of a false history behind his family name. Often also heard falsely touting relations to famous people of yore. Generally perceived to be a liar.
Bob Fytzgaruld: Did you know that my last name is pronounced "Lincoln"? And Abraham Lincoln was my great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather.

Smart woman: Avast, you rogue. These are lies of the most detestable sort. I perceive you as a Schmate Man VICK and thus a teller of falsehoods.
by SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHot23 January 23, 2011
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