Schlumped

The state of being so high and/or miserable you’re just mentally tired.

Damn bro I just got dumped and I’m hella schlumped.

by Asshole.1234 May 24, 2018

Schlobermoske

literal translation, shut up, quit pulling the mouse from me.

when you are on the computer and someone tries to remove the mouse from your possession.

Tyler is playing on the computer and his brother comes and tries to take the mouse from him, he yells Schlobermoske!

by Tylerjay April 13, 2009

schlumbergeer

A person holding the job title of Field Engineer, who happens to be employed by the oilfield services company Schlumberger. Such a person will normally work offshore or on land, at times on a drilling rig.

Dave, my friend from Nigeria, is a Schlumbergeer.

by vaeren October 1, 2011

schlumbohm

an old-school muscle car that has been modified to run exclusively on alcohol, a hybrid

My buddy has a sweet 1970 Mercury Cougar schlumbohm. He fills it up every time he goes to the liquor store.

by shakey momo January 7, 2012

schlabadie

The ulitimate noun, exclamation, or question. Usually used when other words evade the mind.

"What the schlabadie is wrong with you?"

"All I want is some schlabadie."

"Could you hand me that schlabadie."

"Schlabadie?!?!?!"

by DJ Kwiz-Z December 9, 2003

schlebbi

a schlebbi is a numskull who hasnt really done anything wrong but deserves a beating for it.

"what ya nicking me pen for ya 'schlebbi'"

by jonny veeza September 15, 2006

schlumpkin

when michael slevin gives you a blumpkin

I just got done with my schlumpkin

by Snoop Dog August 14, 2004