Schlooped

To brain-fart.

I cant Remember man I’m schlooped

by Kydst December 30, 2018

Schlorp

in between a liquid and a solid (soup, jello, yogurt, etc)

I can't wait to schlorp my soup later!

by spookytoad February 24, 2021

Matt Schlapp

A child molester that specifically preys on young boys.

We had to chase away a Matt Schlapp lurking around the school yard.

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 19, 2021

schlepping it up

The act of schlepping it up occurs when a woman vomits on her partner's penis during the act of fellatio.

BLAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (vomit noises)
"AHHHHHH, why are you schlepping it up on my schlong?"

by Koolio Koytiss October 10, 2007

Schloopy

The 8th dwarf except he's 6'4", half Asian/Swedish and always looks hungover.

Schloopy has a thing for asian girls.

by schloopy moopy October 7, 2009

Schleppi

a word that describes the "dodgy partygoer" the guy who ends up throwing up in the corner... followed by some heavy pashing with the ugly girl that no one wants.

"My god did you see who that Schleppi was kissing???"
"Who threw up in my microwave??? I bet it was that Schleppi that no one knew..."

by Melbaby April 20, 2007

schlomping

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

by IncognitoD July 5, 2009