The Cold Schlong

The act of abstaining from sexual relations prior to marriage phrased in a blunt and oftentimes over-zealous tone.

I want to keep dating Jane, but every time I bring up doing the hankey pankey she keeps giving me The Cold Schlong.

by KillerBill November 3, 2021

schlonged

To get slapped with a dude's dick forcefully; According to Donald Trump it means getting beat badly, without any sexual subtext at all.

Donald Trump: Hillary Clinton definitely got schlonged by Barack Obama in 2008.
Reporter: Uhh.... are you sure? Cuz' that's gross.
Trump: What do you mean?

by #StrangerDanger! April 4, 2016

Thunder Schlong

A penis that makes the "Fap" sound against the testicular sack when doing jumping jacks or just pelvic thrusting.

"What's that sound?"
"Oh, that's Brock."
"Damn! I didn't know he had a thunder schlong!"

by Vagina² October 31, 2009

King Kong Schlong

A man with a massively huge cock or dick.

TRACY I was with I guy last night and he had major King Kong Schlong it was like thirteen inches. Massive Dick.

by PornDrugs January 30, 2015

massive schlong

The act of having an abnormally large schlong

"Hey did you hear that Jake has a massive schlong?"
"Yeah Mandi says it's huge!!!"

by Sir_DigBick69 December 18, 2017

schlongerdongadingdong

a rather large penis that smells slightly of fish.

he had a bit of a schlongerdongadingdong.

by harry trewhitt February 2, 2007

scaling hoes

The process whereby one "ranks" or "scales" women from 1-10, with 10 being the highest.

Dan: Yo!! That girl was a nice 8, thats a solid slay.
John: Nah man your bad at scaling hoes. She's a 4, dont you see that third tit on her lower back.

by jwr24 February 22, 2009