schlamalamadingdong

means having a dick that is worth slamming against a table

omg owen your schlamalamadingdong is so big.

by samjefferson.trueamerican May 26, 2021

schlomber

a very large cat

‘Hey, did you see Zack’s schlomber?’

‘Oh, you mean his huge ass cat?’

by shamefull June 19, 2021

schlumbie

A penis

One second guys, I gotta drain my schlumbie.

by Harvey milk July 3, 2021

Schlombus

Schlombus is an insult equivalent to calling someone a knobhead.

Your such a fucking Schlombus.

by Schlombus man October 29, 2021

Schlabbin’

Hitting on females (preferably milfs) while absolutely obliterated trying to get them to buy shots for you

I was schlabbin’ around last night trying to get that milf to go home with me

by schlabbin’ king November 8, 2021

shclamba

an endearing word for a friend.

Hey shclamba, how was work today?

by L.E.7 February 28, 2022

schwambadabambadaboo

a mix of emotions, usually used when you mess up in a sentence or just want to confuse someone to get out of something

'Did you write that essay?' 'schwambadabambadaboo' 'what?'

by DiglettSid July 18, 2022