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Scooby-Doo Scheme

An organized plan or sequence of events that is incredibly unrealistic or over-the-top for the objective it is attempting to achieve.

-Derived from the antagonists of the popular children’s cartoon franchise “Scooby-Doo”, whom usually go about their malicious plans by dressing up as a monster and scaring people in outlandish ways.
“Did you hear about those firefighters that were arrested for locking a bunch of orphans in a burning building and then save them for a publicity stunt? What a ‘Scooby-Doo Scheme!’”
by Wayoftheredpanda December 24, 2019
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cleveland schemer

an insult directed at someone who discretely and deceitfully plans to humiliate another or to, in effect, take a Cleveland steamer on them.

see: "schemer" and "Cleveland steamer"
Stay away from her, you'll just get burned in the end. She's a real Cleveland schemer.
by bravoghost February 20, 2011
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scheme

as well as a scheme being a person it is also a word for their habitat. This is mainly high rise and marked by the inhabitants distinctive graffti
yeah she lives in a scheme
by bob the wonder jobby July 19, 2003
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Schmende

A vagina. May be used colloquially, as in the Bronx.
The Vagina Monologues, by Eve Ensler, lists "Schmende" as one of many regional terms for the vagina:

"In Westchester they called it a Pooki, in New Jersey, a twat. There’s Powderbox, a Poochi, a Poopi, a Peepe, a Poopelu, a Poonani, a Pal and a Piche, Toadie, Dee dee, Nishi, Dignity, Monkey Box, Coochi Snorcher, Cooter, Labbe, Gladys Seagelman, VA, Wee wee, Horsespot, Nappy Dugout, Mongo, Mooky, a Pajama, Fannyboo, Mushmellow, a Ghoulie, Possible, Tamale, Tottita, Connie, a Mimi in Miami, a Split Knish in Philadelphia, and a Schmende in the Bronx."
by VM2008 February 11, 2008
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Scheme

v.
1) subvert or undermine one's authority
2) devise an evil and or heartless plan of deception

n.
1) someone or something that subverts or undermines one's authority
2) a shady/creepy person
I'm pretty sure Bobby could win the Scheme Olympics for following Betty after school everyday.

And the title for Top Scheme goes to...(drum roll)...one by the name of Michael Jackson!
by Doctor Scheme December 28, 2013
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scemen

(see-men)
A cross between scene, and a big sweaty pile of men. Used to describe "scene" kids you hate so much you think they should be associated with big sweaty piles of men.
That kid is just dripping with scemen.
by nozno June 12, 2006
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Gender Schmender

1: an international, gender education community located on Myspace; is also the name of a genderqueer friendly group in AU that puts on live performances.

2: Abreviated "GS"

3: An expression, "Gender Schmender!"
1 Part 1: Are you a member of Gender Schmender?
1 Part 2: Which one? The online community or the one in Australia?

3 Part 1: "Stop it! Guys aren't supposed to act like that. Someone will think you're gay."
3 part 2: "Gender Schmender! I could care less about all of that gender policing bullshit. People are more than genders, ya know?"
by Amiko-Gabriel March 31, 2007
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