Scheffin'

~verb- To inhale excessive amounts of pot smoke all day.

Damn Casey, your mom hella thinks I'm scheffin'

Damn "B" i'm scheffed!

Damn that bitch can scheff

Damn, what would scheff do

Damn, this smells kinnda scheffy

Damn, fucking scheffers right?

Damn, karl keeps it the scheffest

Damn, i would scheff that for free

Damn, A. "you scheffed Mary?"

B. "Hardly even scheffable at best"

Damn, ...

by lil'_scheffer December 29, 2009

Schoffel wanker

A wearer of the schoffel, usually anything from a gillet to head to toe schoffel
Normally seen herded Into young farmer gatherings.

Olly looked a complete schoffel wanker today

by Dog botherer January 3, 2020

shaff

an abbreviation from the super wy fandom meaning
s - sami
h - has
a - a
f - foot
f - fetish

"SHAFF is canal!"

"SHAFF shines eternal!"

by whomsteth February 23, 2022

The Alaskan Scaffold

This requires two guys and two girls (preferably hot!) engage in sexual acts by which the two guys pick up one girl and place her legs on one guys shoulders and her arms on the other guys shoulder she then gets eaten by one guy while she makeouts with the other guy. The second girl then goes under the other girl and and gets doggie styled from behind while eatin the the other guy. (All-American Style)

Hey man lets eiffel tower! But wait theres two girls lets show em how americans do it the alaskan scaffold style!

by Reaper N. Jester January 21, 2011

scharfschutze

See scharfschütze for definition.

See scharfschütze for example.

by Narcissus November 27, 2004

paul schaffer

is what you call someone who constantly interrupts you when you are trying to be funny.

the bald band-leader on the 'late show with david letterman' schaffer wrote the 1983 hit 'it's raining men' but is perhaps most famous for the worst segment on Letterman; 'stump the band'

Schaffer also looks like the worm in tim burtons 1996 version of 'james and the giant peach'

"shut up paul schaffer - you're ruining my act"

"someone turn of paul schaffers mike will ya"

by hartattack June 25, 2006

Scaffolding

Used much on the website, Woot.com, is a particular item of little to no use, overpriced junk, and Woot-off killers.

"Today on woot, we have a lovely usb powered fan with real foam blades."

Random person: "what a piece of scaffolding."

by Mawgy September 23, 2009