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schadenfreudist

n. A person that attempts to enact schadenfreude on another person (i.e., "feeling pleasure from the misfortune of others"), often by engaging in ad hominem attacks and general douchebaggery. This is seen quite frequently in the activity of trolls, the sad creatures that they are. It is believed by some that trolls may actually feed on their schadenfreude, but not enough data has been compiled to accurately confirm this.
The schadenfreudist fed off that fellow there, attacking him for his opinion on the legitimacy of hydrogen cars by questioning his sexual prowess.
by Schadenfreude Nazi December 9, 2009
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schudel

1. Overgrown female pubic hair, muff
2. Shrubbery

Origin:
There exists an ex-girlfriend who bares the name of Schudel, and has an irrationally grown bush.
-My schudel is so huge I hide doritos in it.

-I havn't shaved my schudel for so long, I have to navigate through it to masturbate.

-Watch out for that schudel in the road!
by alanman September 22, 2008
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schwade

to make someone uncomfortable enough to share whatever they have with you. Such as to stay at someones house long enough for the host to feel like they should ask you to stay, and then eat all their food after they are asleep.
Friend: Hey, can I schwade up on that bag of chips?
You: You need to get your own man.

or

I could hear him in the kitchen schwading up on all my food after I went to bed!
by victimofhim February 28, 2013
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schafernaker

When swearing at somebody behind their back,
Then when they turn around to look at you, pretending to do something else with your hands; such as scratching your face.

The very first person to do a schafernaker, was Thomas Schafernaker; BBC weatherman.

Whilst making rude gestures to the news reporter, camera flicks to him live, as soon as he realises he is on air, pulls an amazing schafernaker!!
I told Bob to stop messing around and do his work! When I turned round he Schafernaker'd me!!
by BigWill88 December 13, 2012
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Schadenfreudegasm

N. Schadenfreude so intense that it results in an orgasm.
Once I heard that Donald Rumsfeld had stepped down, I had a schadenfreudegasm so huge that I had to throw away my underpants.
by Moontos November 10, 2008
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throwing shade

Throwing Shade, is to throw "attitude."
I was all up in the club "Throwing Shade" last night.

I saw the bitch in the club last night, and she threw me shade. (OR) I saw the bitch, and threw her shade.

That bitch is throwin shade `cause she's ugly as fuck!!

If I were butt fucking ugly, I would throw shade too!

"Bitch" can be either be a biological female OR a gay male

Throwing Shade is typically a term gay men use.
by cheekbeatah September 20, 2008
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maple shade

A sweet ass town. big for drinking, fighting among other towns, and train bridge parties, drugs, and whores. dont mess with them cuz they are some crazy ass fuckers.
where you going?
maple shade...you know get laid go to shade.
by christief June 14, 2008
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