I didn't ask for a sermon

When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.

Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?

Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.

Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.

by Emitts79 June 14, 2011

Scremus

The area between your penis and anus.

If you split your scremus you will yell. Aaaargh!

by P.Nus August 6, 2004

scorminology

terminology for a score of something

boise up is the scorminology for boise is up in terms of the score

by arus September 6, 2010

scemoic

wanting to be scene, emo, gothic.
it's what other people call you when they don't want you to be scene, emo, or gothic.

Jake ; "you made me depressed"
Me ; "stfu, and stop being scemoic"

by Elmo & Ema April 15, 2011

Sermon on the Mount

Matthew chapters 5-7.

Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.

e.g. "Mother Teresa really took the sermon on the mount seriously."

by Truthseekernumberthree February 18, 2013

scremnant

Small ,leftover pieces of something larger, typically food.

I threw out the rest of the watermelon, there were only scremnants left.

by D-Rock128 August 12, 2015

sermera

Sermera! Pronounced Sirmera! An Arabic name! A girl that boys treat as a Princess! She is pretty, smart! But weird and annoying! She will only be nice to you if you have a kind heart! She will feel bad for her enimies only if something bad happened in their family! She has bad trust issues! Shes only into Arabs and Dominicans! She is straight!

Sermera my Princess Yallah (Lets go in Arabic)!

by slayman February 12, 2017