staunch cunt

A staunch cunt is any hardcore dude who walks like hes got a pole up his ass and like his lat muscles are way bigger than what they are so his arms stick out to the side unnaturally. This kind of cunt never smiles, and has no sense of humor, he will attempt to stare anyone and everyone down and is usually ugly and dumb as fuck and was abused as a kid thats why he's mad at the world. A staunch cunt is one of the last remaining cunts who think they are tough by smoking cigarettes.

"Here comes that fucking ugly staunch cunt again"

"Doyle is such a staunch cunt even though you could knock is stupid ginger arse flat with one punch"

"Stop being such a staunch cunt and smile for once you stupid fuck"

by Dr Rockso The Rock and Roll Klown December 14, 2008

scunch

the dirtiest pussy you could ever find.

John: "yo that girl is a scunch, don't do it!"
Kyle: "you're right bro."

by dropbeats_notbabies December 6, 2011

slaunched

Being wicked pissen drunk.

Buffington turned into Drunkington after he got wicked slaunched.

I got fucking slaunched and pissed my self last night.

by Senecal March 13, 2007

scrunching

Casual cuddling with a significant other that escalates into more romantic/sexual experiences.

Jenny and I were planning on watching TV and cuddling, but we suddenly began hardcore scrunching on her futon.

by Lenny Koggins May 13, 2016

National give away your scrunchie day

September 30 is the day where all females who own scruchies give them away to the opposite gender.

Yo girl! Can I get yo scrunchie for National give away your scrunchie day?

by Emr:) September 26, 2019

low scrunch

the boots that scrunch up at the bottom. Like Nikki Minaj used in the song Bedrock.

"He on my low scrunch, we on my echo whites..."

by whatchamicallit March 2, 2010

scrunchies

Magical scrunching rubber band missles...which are awesome

"oh no, Dont shoot those scrunchies at me,it will really hurt!"
"have merycy"

by ruthieemilykirstenLANDY February 25, 2009