To have "Spanked the monkey"

To have an alcoholic beverage

To have "Spanked the Monkey":

"Spanked the monkey much tonight Sam?"

"3, 4 times, yeah, this will be my 5th"

by John153637 September 8, 2008

Shanked

v. when you are sitting around a bonfire and M. Cohen shoves his cock in your ear.

Yo whats Mike's dick doing in my ear. Oh, I've been shanked.

by Right There.... September 26, 2006

shanked

1.A meaning to mess up.

2. "That sucked!"

You got Five F's on your report card, you just shanked your life.

by Fayt8 February 25, 2005

shanked

verb in sport to be outplayed shanked.shankage can
noun:shankage

In cricket the bowler gets hit for six.
Someone says "you got shanked "

by Aman91 November 15, 2007

you shanked my jangaship

See Homesar and you shanked my jangaship! for a full listing.

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

shanked

to miss a field goal in american football

scott norwood deserved to die after he shanked that field goal against the giants in super bowl xxv

by jimmmiller December 28, 2005

Scankdar

Scank radar detection. Ones ability to identify a skank.

You have been scankdar'ed, level five Snooki status.

My skankdar is peg'ed tonight.

by jdizzledog October 22, 2010