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Facebook Slapped

When a person leaves their computer logged onto Facebook and another person updates their status or other information with something rude or vulgar.
facebook status before Facebook slapped...."Hanging out with firends"
Status after Facebook slap..."I like cuddling up with my snuggie while enjoying a good book!" Or "Sorry ladies I'm GAY!"
by white ninja,steve jock March 28, 2010
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Slapped in the Face with a Turd

A facial expression exhibiting shock or surprise mixed with disgust.
When Jim saw his sister getting tag teamed by his roommates, he looked like he'd been slapped in the face with a turd.
by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
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Salped

Person 1: the dog just salped on me
Person 2: damn
by ismelllikeawoman17293 August 2, 2020
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Swapped Climax

When two guys cum in their pants and swap each other cum covered pants.
“Yo did you hear Chad and Brad did a swapped climax last night

“That’s pretty gay bro”
by Urmomslefttoenail August 30, 2021
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Thanos-snapped

When an Alien Dictator from the Planet Titan kills half of all life with a snap of his fingers with a Gauntlet, and a bunch of shiny colored stones, and the individual in question turns to ash.
Dang, he just got Thanos-snapped out of oblivion!
by Oracle16 September 10, 2018
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Monster Cawk Slapped

When you have a sugar high off the energy drink monster and your having sex.
by DeLarsh January 25, 2009
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verbally bitch slapped

Using words that hurt. Bad.
"Daniel verbally bitch slapped the shit out of you. Shame!"
by StepUpFromSwag August 2, 2014
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