roommate

laying on your stomach until your dick goes numb and then jacking off. It feels like your doing it to someone else, your roommate.

I was bored, and there was no one around so i gave myself a roommate.

by David D's a fag March 18, 2004

Roommate

Used to describe your wife after years of marriage. She becomes your roommate when the sex dries up, she annoys you all the time, she constantly badgers you about drinking larry (see larry), and when she speaks it sounds like the teacher on Charlie Brown.

"My roommate found a receipt in my pants for our night out at the bar. She was disgusted by the number of Larrys we drank."

by Bok Choy Jr. May 22, 2008

roommate

fuck friend. also see mini mouse

i kicked my roommate to the curb

by Anonymous November 17, 2002

asian roommate

crasian who brings in random people and smokes or takes pills to the effect that she touches her other roommates and generally acts like a whorebag

Dude, my asian roommate is a freaking whore!!
Man, my roommate is so asian!
My roommate just pulled an asian!

by whaler ahab March 20, 2008

bunking up with the roommate

having sex with a tampon in place

My husband was bunking up with the roommate last night.

by Aymless July 31, 2011

roomate agreement

the agreement beetween Lenard and Sheldon on "The Big Bang Theroy" That has crazy rules made by sheldon, but refuses to follow them sometimes

Sheldon: if you would just read and sign the roomate agreement

Lenard: Sheldon your crazy

(bazinga)

by Walter's wife October 19, 2012

Roommate

Not my roommate. Little girl touching cripple who needs to be monitored 25/7 around children.

Hym “Not my roommate. I don’t have a roommate. What I had was a job working with cripples where the women took credit for my ideas, implemented them for the sake of their own self-promotion, and fucked a stuttering, useless, weak, small-minded cripple for nothing more than having a fat cock. If you want a fair comparison then compare me to the whores who fucked that cripple. If all of the criteria that would make me inferior to another man was applied to them, I would be better than them in every conceivable way. Each and every one of them was a stupid, lazy, piece of shit. Strip away the caveat of ‘well, they’re women so...’ and what are they? Nothing. I also don’t fuck mongoloids. I’m not a retard molester. So, I got that going for me. Furthermore, the cripple didn’t fill the gap left in the wake of NASA’s dissolution using his rich fathers seed money. I’ll expound on the nepotistic aspect in the next definition. Either way. Better than a cripple. Better than every whore.”

by Hym Iam October 17, 2022