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Rodeo Hoe 

A white trash, redneck girl. She usually is wearing cowboy boots, short-shorts, and pink camo. She uses slang from the south and hangs around boys with rusty trucks. She's alot of fun for one night but not girlfriend material because she cant hold a conversation and has the IQ of a broken stick.
"That girl is a rodeo hoe."
"Man..there's alot of rodeo hoes in here."
Rodeo Hoe by CRenn September 29, 2018
A small town girl at a rodeo who is dressed provocative and has been rode more times then a bull.
That girl is hot but I can tell she been rode more then the bull. She a rodeo rat.
rodeo rat by Forpaxe January 28, 2019

Rodeo Sex  

when you have your gal riding you and right as soon as you notice she's ready to have an orgasm you shout out, "this is how your sister likes it!" while she's fighting to get off you try to keep her on as long as you can while a friend is in a closet timing how long it takes for you to get off.
gee bob a minute and 45 seconds, thats a new record for Rodeo Sex ! sorry i couldnt get out of the closet fast enough in my clown outfit to stop her from punching you in the fucking eye.
Rodeo Sex by jabruno December 22, 2008

rodeo head 

1. Vigorously fellatio AKA Beej with many emphatic variations (thumb drive, vulcan dick pinch) but, the main factor is that they can be only tolerated for around 8 seconds, no more.

2. Actually getting head at, during, or around a legitimate rodeo event

3.Most impressively, getting oral while participating in a rodeo event (mechanical bull is also acceptable)
Why did you dump that bitch?
She was giving too much rodeo head
rodeo head by CrackerJackings December 11, 2007

rodeo champion 

When having intercourse of the doggy-style nature, one whispers into their receivers ear something involving std's, a sexual act with a family member, or some other unwanted atrocity. As the receiver fights or "bucks" to get away, the giver or "rider" holds on for dear life. If they can hold on for eight seconds, they are to release and in triumphant joy exclaim, " I'm the Rodeo Champion!"
Ron: Dude, sarah is super mad at me today.

Todd: Why?

Ron: Well, last night I had to give'er the rodeo champion when I told her, mid-coitus, that I had syphilis, ha ha.

Todd:...Dude.
rodeo champion by Matt Z. January 9, 2009

Rodeo Deuce 

Doing number 2 in a toilet in which the toilet seat has not been tightened down well, resulting in squirming from left to right due to the unstableness of the seat.
I just experianced a rodeo deuce!
Rodeo Deuce by Duckwalk August 30, 2010