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Excess Rider

When an un-trusting chick doubts that you have climaxed. So while astride your manhood she continually grinds your already swollen tender penis to be sure you have blown your load
Dave - Man, that Susie sure is one mean bitch. I totally lost a load inside her and she wouldn't stop riding me!!

Steve - Dave you wanker! You should never try to lay Susie, she's one of those excess riders!
by K-man75 August 5, 2011
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tomato rider

Someone who wears red excessively.
Danny Phillips is a pure definition of a tomato rider
by Thisisthetruthsobelieveit July 25, 2014
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broomstick rider

A non-gender specific term to describe an individual who possesses or closely resembles the attributes of a witch. While invisible to the viewer, this individual invariably and constantly maintains a broomstick between their butt cheeks. They may occasionally appear to glide as if riding a broomstick. The manifestation of broomstick rider qualities may include but are not limited to: virtually any negative quality, especially those associated with a witch.

Most notably seen in the qualities of the wicked witch of the west from Wizard of Oz. Cue music of wicked witch of the west riding the bicycle (phonetic pronunciation of the tune: DO DO DO DO DO DO (repeat 3 times with the third time finishing with a much higher pitch).
"That woman just spit in my sandwich, and then she wiped her greasy fingers all over it, right after scratching her hindquarters! What a broomstick rider!"

"My teacher failed the whole class, singled me out to sing the national anthem backwards as punishment, and then mocked me ruthlessly. She was a real broomstick rider!"

"That guy has been leading me on for years! He lured me into getting married, framed me, stole my kids and everything I own. Now I'm begging for bread crumbs on the streets of Manhattan. He was the biggest broomstick rider I've ever met!
by BRUTALTRUTHHURTS May 15, 2016
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Kamen Rider

The series that beats all of your favorite fictional characters in a fight.
"Kirito vs Ex Aid would be a good death battle."
"Yeah but Kamen Rider Ex aid easily claps him though."
by FalseScyther December 19, 2020
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Recreational bus rider

Someone with no job,no life ,no real friends riding the bus going no where just to talk to the bus driver for two hours thinking it's a friendship rather than a captive audience.
Dude spent a whole day being a recreational bus rider
by Thecvbjugr April 24, 2019
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Ridonkulous

Deserving or inspiring ridicule to the highest degree.
The number of dead hookers in the apartment was ridonkulous.
by Aaron S. March 1, 2004
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batty rider

very small and tight female shorts, which allow you to see a womans butt cheeks (batty) hence the name
by Anonymous March 28, 2003
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