When a man reaches 65-75% of "full mast" (full erection) and has his partner tuck his twig and berries under and around his taint into his rectum.
by Ricky My Bobby July 11, 2011
A "remorse return" is returning something to a store when you feel terrible about having blown the cash on the purchase.
Mack was so sick about blowing 3 grand on a kayak at REI that he took it back and got a remorse return.
by MikeeP May 16, 2008
Rick felt returner's remorse shortly after returning the new laptop he purchased 30 minutes earlier.
by Riconator January 06, 2011
When having anal sex with a partner or gf, let her take a shit on your dick, wait till its done, then shove your dick back in her mouth, returning the forbidden chocolate back to the sender
Ronald: Hey, I just did a Return to Sender!
Travis: You mean that sex move with the poop!?
Ronald: No... the Minecraft achievement
Travis: You mean that sex move with the poop!?
Ronald: No... the Minecraft achievement
by HumanusAustralis April 30, 2020
When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...
A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Texas Toaster Strudel, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening
A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Texas Toaster Strudel, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening
Dude 1: Bro I came in this girl last night and she was so wet when she came she shot my load back and it stuck to the wall
Dude 2: Bro that's wild! Guess she wanted to Return to Sender
Dude 2: Bro that's wild! Guess she wanted to Return to Sender
by DJRoms December 03, 2020
-When drinking beverages of an alcoholic nature, when a certain number drink (ie. beer #12) puts you "over the edge"
-Passing the point of no return will usually result in loss of memory, speech, and motor skills.
-Passing the point of no return will usually result in loss of memory, speech, and motor skills.
Friend: Dude, drink that beer you'll be passed the point of no return, dont expect me too carry your drunk ass around all night
Friend 2: (incoherent babble) (chugs beer)
Friend 2: (incoherent babble) (chugs beer)
by metrosexualbastard1 August 26, 2006
If you realize that there is no toilet roll and you've already done your business, then you're in the Land of No Return.
Girl in cubicle: Excuse me. EXCUSE ME!
Bystander: What is it?
Girl in cubicle: Could you possibly pass some loo roll underneath the door? I'm in the Land of No Return.
Bystander: What is it?
Girl in cubicle: Could you possibly pass some loo roll underneath the door? I'm in the Land of No Return.
by Anata May 15, 2007