Retired Discord Mod Day

December 11 is retired discord mod day. All the retired mods get promoted to regular mods and all the regular mods get demoted to retired mods for a day.

Man, I can't figure out which server to nuke on Retired Discord Mod Day.

by object_Object December 10, 2020

Retireded

The act of being incredibly stupid, bordering on retarded due to excessive tiredness.

Can be caused by refusing to sleep at lan events, drinking too much mountain dew/red bull/coke, or generally being worn down.

Separate from retarded as the condition is generally alleviated by rest, whereas retarded people are usually afflicted with it indefinitely.

(During a clan match at 3am)

"Damn, why did you shoot me in the head, you teamkilling prick?"

"Sorry man, I am acting retireded"

by Shadowsan February 29, 2008

retireded

An person of poor intellect or wit that is also retired.

My pal "Clunky" is gonna be 65 next week, he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, so we don't know what he's gonna do after he leaves his job. He's gonna be so retireded!

by Yordys July 14, 2006

Retireded

A retired person doing things not of a sound mind.

Ever since he retired he's been doing this retireded artwork.

by DJ McBojangles September 21, 2016

retiredation

Mental slowness caused by lack of sleep.

guy1: whats goin down man?
guy2: not a lot yo, i just p'zoned some noobzorz!!
guy1: ...10 seconds pass... wait what?
guy2: dude, u got a bad case of retiredation

by tehnooberer November 1, 2007

W.U.Y.D Retirement Plan

Stands: Work Until You Die retirement plan

I just got my 401K statement, it seem I am enrolled in the W.U.Y.D Retirement Plan .

by Guy O May 10, 2014

Retirement Debut

The first time a seriously good footballer plays, whilst in their retirement. They are normally retired for being seriously good.

"I can't believe that pro is making his retirement debut!"

by SingaporeFootballPro June 13, 2015