Residual Loafage

The turd that missed the train during your last hard shit and now sits just behind the shutter of your asshole and blocks any normal ability to fart.

Damn, I feel a hearty fart on deck and ready for lift off but I've got residual loafage causing a traffic jam.

by Porksword153 December 30, 2023

residue dick

The understanding of the likelyhood of every adult hand has touched a dick through unique circumstances and is now pass said dick residual.

After Bernard shook hands with Jennifer, he looked at his hand afraid of the possible residue dick residing.

by Yomama beaverhausen December 20, 2023

residue of losing

When you lose so much or so badly that it begins to spread to those around you.

Tim sucks so bad at picking football winners, he's spreading the residue of losing to the rest of us.

by JJ51 January 25, 2017

residual booty

A hook-up session or sexual encounter attained solely based on one's association with another person or party.

Man, I sure wish we were friends with Tom Brady - imagine the amount of residual booty we'd snag?

by T-Styles October 28, 2008

Thot Residue

when a thot sweats.

"Damn that bitch had some mad thot residue."
"I don't sweat, i thot residue."

by Wastedfridays May 13, 2016

Residuals

Residuals: the mess left on your face after going down on your girlfriend after her period

I went down on my girlfriend right when she came off her period, when I was done, I had all these period residuals all over my face

by master yoda August 29, 2019

copenhagen residue

The lubricating fluid that is secreted, or in the more impressive cases actually squirted, from the vagina prior to, during and after sexual congress.

She comes so much I thought I was going to drown in her Copenhagen Residue.

by Elricho May 14, 2022