reach around

1. n: the performance of the act of masterbating a sexual partner, usually while the person performing this act is simultaneously performing doggy style, anal sex, or spooning on the same partner as the person on top.

See also: hand job, jacking off

2. n: a metaphor of def 1 describing compensation, usually derogetory.

1. I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, and gave her a reach around so we could get off together

2. I coughed up five thousand dollars for this piece of shit car and the transmission shit the bed the next day. The fucker who sold it to me didn't even give me a reach around.

by Marc January 3, 2004

fred rechid

The guy who always screams "MY LEG" in SpongeBob Squarepants

Fred Rechid: "Rev up this those fryers,'cause I'm sure hungry for one...... HELP!!! HELP!!! MY LEG!!!"

Fred Rechid: "Rev up those fryers,'cause I'm sure hungry for one...... HELP!!! HELP!!! MY LEG!!!"

by Zhuty March 21, 2015

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by Rambunctious Raccoon April 11, 2021

Christian Reich

Christian Reich (kris tian ryke) NOUN. The fanatics who claim that Jesus Christ is pro-death penalty, in favor of greed, torture and filling the Holy Land with corpses and radioactive waste. Christian ideology using Nazi tactics.

Another abortion clinic just got bombed by the Christian Reich.

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

Carribean Reach Around

To use the severed hand of a natural disaster victim to jerk yourself off.

To memorialize the death of his friend Cliff, Anthony kept the hand, performing a Carribean Reach Around daily.

by Oats 2.0 August 7, 2010

Brooklyn Reacharound

To shove cigar butts up someone's ass whilst tickling their balls, as they give you detailed directions to uptown.

Mike: Bro! I banged this hot chick last night, she gave me a Brooklyn Reacharound!
Steve: Gnarly dude!
Mike: Yeah man! It was wicked sick!

by Magnum47 October 6, 2018

reach n beej

to reach around and play with your girls twat or butthole while she is performing oral sex

My girl and I performed the reach n beej while she was tongue tickling my nuts

by pissballs March 6, 2009