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wankers remorse

occurs after one has beaten off or 'masturbated'. Its the feeling of strong regret and longing to take back what you have just done. You feel dirty and cheap, also sort of like an animal.feeling is stronger after every wank that day, your body resets after midnight. It soon passes and you return to your normal sex hungary self. It plays no part in deciding wheather to wank or not as this horrible feeling is no match for cumming.
*At Toms house. Tom leaves the room for 1-2 minutes*

tom: you alright daz?
dario: *weeping* no of course not, why do i do it? i feel so dirty!
tom: what? why?
dario: im no better than an animal!
tom: huh, i don't get-- what the fuck is that on my carpet?
dario: sorry mate wankers remorse
tom: its on the fucking t.v as well, you prick
dario: im so sorry
tom: *looking pissed* its fair enough. i once phoned samaritans after a double holiday handshake
by dazzz December 20, 2006
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poster's remorse

when you post a word on UD, but then change your mind and would like to remove it
After I submitted one or two words, I suffered from poster's remorse- now I'd like to remove them and I don't know how
by Meadow Soprano November 9, 2005
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Applicant's Remorse

The shitty feeling one gets after filling out lots of job applications
Girl 1: I put in my application at the office and now I feel like ass.

Girl 2: Ah, you have applicant's remorse.
by accusingeyes July 31, 2010
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Biden's Remorse

Biden's Remorse is the same thing as buyer's remorse, except instead of regretting the purchase they are regretting the votes they casted.
People are happy that orange man bad is gone, but most of them are suffering from Biden's Remorse.
by Odd_James January 25, 2021
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Byard's Remorse

When a medic is too busy complaing about current situation instead of doing something about it.
He had Byard's remorse when he found out that jk was let out of the medic program.
by Jkjrngn August 2, 2023
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Troller's Remorse

Troller's remorse is the feeling you get when you antagonize and troll some poor unsuspecting victim on a forum, game, chat room, or in person verbally and feel like a really big jerk afterward.

This feeling is usually accompanied by an overwhelming desire to apologize to the victim.
Troll: "You are so stupid and dumb, man I am so much better than you at everything ever."

Victim: "Man, that is so rude!"

Troll: "Yeah you're right I'm feeling some intense troller's remorse, sorry man."
by Zalipher October 5, 2012
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slacker's remorse

The guilty feeling you have at the end of a blissful weekend of relaxing when you actually realize how much time was wasted doing nothing vs how much you actually needed to do.
It was a great day at the beach, but I didnt get anything done on my to-do list. Now I am suffering from slacker's remorse.
by MIAMItrendSETTER May 17, 2010
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