Racist Reindeer

WHAT THE!! That dumb reindeer gotta be high to be rasist
Racist Reindeer
by XDomglolomg December 07, 2018
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A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.
Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.
by Bbb23’s left testicle September 15, 2023
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Plastic Reindeer

When you put antlers on someone, wrap them in plastic wrap, and proceed to have very rough anal sex. Great for the Holidays or BDSM!
"Yo, my girl said I could give her a Plastic Reindeer!"

Guess Christmas came early!
by Rodger Stewart August 06, 2016
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Reindeer Games

Unfair, unwarranted, deceptive treatment in the form of over-convoluted pranks relentlessly performed on someone, usually by means of dishonest trickery or by gaslighting them until they either break down, succumb to madness, or commit suicide.
"He was cheating on her with 6 other women and she didn't even know it because he kept playing Reindeer Games throughout their entire relationship."
by Lehetinu June 30, 2022
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reindeer games

A euphemism that can refer to almost any small group activity, from management seminars to orgies, and from clique-based bullying to Christmas-related social gatherings. The significance in the use of the term is in the fact that the reindeer games in the song, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, are undefined and left to the imagination, though specifically related to a particular group. The clique-based bullying has been a favored definition because the other reindeer also "used to laugh and call (Rudolph) names." But some experts believe Rudolph may have been excluded from the games specifically because his red nose gave him an unfair advantage, not dissimilar to bringing a gun to a knife fight.
1. Don? Oh, he's out playing reindeer games, you know, that stupid fantasy warlord group he belongs to.
2. Is everyone here? Got the ladders, brushes, rollers, and paint? Then let the reindeer games begin.
3. Happy holidays like hell! I spent my entire lunch hour playing reindeer games at the post office, trying to get my packages mailed.
by Uncle Genie October 04, 2020
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Reindeer games

Don't let Good Will Hunting or The Town fool you, Reindeer Games and Paycheck is the closest thing you will see to the real Ben Affleck.
Ben Affleck is witnessing Gary Sinise, the man of many faces, fuck his own sister, or so he thought. This Reindeer Games movie is as bad as Paycheck, this guy knows how to make bad acting a trend or a statement of some sort. He's going to drag Gary Sinise right down with him, Leonardo DiCaprio starts to look more like James Cagney after watching Ben Affleck, not that Leonardo DiCaprio is a bad actor, he can at least make people cry instead of just laugh at him like Ben Affleck.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
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