A situation in which you are about to engage in sexual relations with someone who is so ugly, boring, or otherwise unappealing that you regret the decision before you have even removed your clothes.
He was so drunk last night that premature regretulation couldn't stop him from hooking up with that butterball.
by murrayw76 April 1, 2009
Get the premature regretulation mug.Regretting something almost immediately after it happens. Usually leaves you wondering why you did what you just did.
Often occurs after text messages, sent e-mails, and that last drink you shouldn't have had.
Often occurs after text messages, sent e-mails, and that last drink you shouldn't have had.
"You probably shouldn't drink any more of that tequila, I bet you'll insta-regret it."
"Shut up, don't tell me what to do! (takes a swig) ...Ahh crap, I feel nauseous."
"Shut up, don't tell me what to do! (takes a swig) ...Ahh crap, I feel nauseous."
by The Luke Man October 10, 2009
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The dejected feeling that is a result of discovering a use for something that you used to own but since have thrown away.
The hoarder felt purge regret when she realized she had thrown out something seemingly useless; but that item turned out to be valuable.
by andiebrite September 5, 2010
Get the purge regret mug.The feeling you get when looking back or remembering your old facebook posts, status', pictures, etc. and realize that they were dumb as hell or made no sense.
Guy 1:"Do you remember when we had that five day conversation on facebook about pokemon? I'm having some comment regret about that."
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Guy 1:"I'm feeling some comment regret about those pictures I posted of me passed out drunk now that my mom saw them and took away my tuition."
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Guy 1:"I'm feeling some comment regret about those pictures I posted of me passed out drunk now that my mom saw them and took away my tuition."
by b jeezy January 17, 2011
Get the comment regret mug.the feeling of deep regret and exhaustion one gets after eating too many oily takeaway Chinese noodles.
Angus: I'm going to get the large veg noodles
Steve: Don't do it! You know you're gonna have noodle regret.
Steve: Don't do it! You know you're gonna have noodle regret.
by veggiesaurus November 3, 2011
Get the noodle regret mug.The regret you feel immediately after eating panda express. Either for the calories or the explosive diarrhea you know is coming soon.
Guy: let's get panda!
Girl: Uh... Dude what about the panda regret?
Guy2: just had three servings of orange chicken. I'm having mad panda regret.
Girl: Uh... Dude what about the panda regret?
Guy2: just had three servings of orange chicken. I'm having mad panda regret.
by Panda popper December 6, 2013
Get the panda regret mug.When you write post thinking its something inspiring or trending. But instead it receives lots of backlash. Due to the backlash you post an apology expressing your regret hitting send and delete the post.
Did you read Gina’s post on Facebook?
Yeah, I did and it had Facebook Regret written all over it. She since apologized and deleted the post.
Yeah, I did and it had Facebook Regret written all over it. She since apologized and deleted the post.
by Starving Artist246 June 22, 2023
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