A Thursday night spent consuming alcohol with friends as to prove to them that your actions from the previous Thursday do not properly reflect your social well-being while under the influence.
"Abby will be attending a Redemption Thursday party tomorrow to make up for her poor demonstration of exhibiting alcohol tolerance last Thursday"
by Mr. 2 Shoes November 29, 2011
Dave: Hey I fucked my girlfriend last night.
Patrick: How'd it go?
Dave: Redemption.
Patrick: What the fuck?
Patrick: How'd it go?
Dave: Redemption.
Patrick: What the fuck?
by Professional Educator September 22, 2020
by Simpville August 23, 2020
The act of giving a high quality blowjob as one’s last resort in saving a relationship. A true buzzer-beater move.
Christopher Nolan went over there to break up with Jessica Alba, but then she gave him the old redemption blowjob.
by miquelignaciomendozalopez October 15, 2023
If you fail No Nut November but survive the next one, the NNN you failed in the previous year will be redeemed.
by Balls_n_bolts November 3, 2022
If you fail No Nut November but survive it the next year, the NNN you failed in the previous year will be redeemed.
by Balls_n_bolts November 3, 2022
Confidential documentation of past transgressions for which one is contrite. This includes documentation of the evidence of your growth journey and restitution so concerned parties (like a company or board of directors) can be prepared in case you get called out for something that is actually old news and no longer a reflection of who you are today. It's an antidote for being called out for something you already served time for (literally or metaphorically) or that you have genuinely learned from. It's not guaranteed to prevent being cancelled, but it's better protection than being called out and pretending it never happened.
I submitted my redemption disclosure to my company today. I sure hope the people who saw me in blackface at that party in 1982 don't call me out.
by tiffany jana September 17, 2021