rectum-reation

To sit on the toilet for an extended period of time while at work, not actually pooping, but rather, playing games on your phone

Joe: "So I should have been working on that TPS report for the last hour, but I couldn't get away from the crapper."
Bill: "Bowel troubles?"
Joe: "Nah, I was there for my own rectum-reation."

by Ecunadian March 26, 2015

rectum rag

Toilet paper for the poor.

Dagnamit, use both sides of the rectum rag, ya idjit.

by Kool Kolino January 02, 2005

rectum expulsion

When you have a severe case of diarrhea, possibly from an all night drinking binge. What you do is pull your pants down and sneak up on an unsuspecting victim. Awake or asleep it doesen't matter. Aim your bare ass at them and squeeze your poop hole as tight as you can. At the same time push out with all your might and spray the unsuspecting victim with waterlike diarrhea. This is a Rectal Expulsion. Make sure you are ready to run, for when the victim realizes what has happened they will most likely try to kick your ass.

I gave my roomate a rectal expulsion this morning after i threw up.

by grizzt69 March 29, 2003

rectum reamer

A comical name for a male homosexual (faggot) - suggesting he likes to ream rectums (which he probably does)

John: Fucken rectum reamer loves that mangina, Ted
Ted: He sure does John, what a faggot

by Kallum October 07, 2007

rectum ranger

One who follows the Code of the Rectum and fights the evil forces of dingleberries!

Only one man can save us now....the Rectum Ranger!

by Homosexual Cowboy man November 30, 2002

Rectum Scale

A scale used to measure how much of an asshole someone is! (similar to the Richter scale, only used for douche bags and cockholes)

That jerk off stole my loot - he's about a 10 on the rectum scale.

by Skyynet August 30, 2009

Rabbi Rectum

A large Jewish woman who likes extreme anal sex and giving rim jobs to wind tunnel tested hairy men.

He got licked like Rabbi Rectum

by DonkeyLicker November 14, 2006