rectospect

One's feelings about the previous day's food, after it has come out the other end.

That jalapeno burger I had last night tasted really good, but in rectospect, maybe wasn't such a great idea...

by jeremyseattle March 21, 2009

rectocephaly

(noun) a true butthead; condition of having your head up your own ass, as if you are so stupid or self conceited that it seems you were born that way; a person who's head is up his/her own ass

President George W. Bush suffered from rectocephaly. That's the only way to explain his foriegn policy.

Pull your head out, man! Stop being so rectocephalic!

by woundedtiger April 2, 2010

reaction text

A text message that is sent when you cant remember what you were talking about. It is normaly a one word text that could work for many sittuations.

Alex: How did your day go?
Whitney: Good
Alex: Cool (reaction text)

by cmarshallmqt December 3, 2011

rectosource

to make up "facts" by pulling them out of your own ass

That lying dick Sean Spicer totally rectosources literally everything he says about terrorism.

by klausfiend February 9, 2017

Rectorious

When a streamer acts gay, and never streams.

That streamer is such a Rectorious

by TheHeli September 29, 2018

Rectoring

A shorter form of refactoring.

In software 'refactoring' code means changing the layout of the code, without changing it's behaviour.

Rectoring code means refactoring it with an automated tool rather than wasting time refactoring it by hand.

I think refactoring this code is going to take too long, and be prone to bugs. Rectoring it with an automated tool would take far less time and be far easier.

by Danack May 5, 2020

Realtor Eyes

Bulging bugged-out eyes like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's.

"The bug-eyed bitch who looks like realtor.” Barr, 66, mutters, “She got them realtor eyes,” and opens her own eyes wide.

by PING PONG BOB January 11, 2021