top ramen

a brand of ramen far superior to maruchen ramen, costing about the same as maruchen, and prepared in much the same manner

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....top ramen

by la la la June 2, 2004

ramen noodles

By all means the greatest food ever concieved. If you haven't eaten this delectable treat, you may begin now. If you think you're going to be the "rebel" and not consume them, then you will be thrown into Monroe Township where heathens such as John Degregorio will consume your eternal soul.

People: We need something delicious and nutritious to cling onto in our time of need.

God: I bless you with Ramen Noodles.

Group 1: Beef is the best.

Group 2: Chicken is the best.

Beef Lovers: I'll kill you, dirty cock lovers.

This caused a revolt which ultimatley destroyed existence.

by The Last Gunslinger May 29, 2005

Ramen Noodles

Ramen Noodles - Ghetto style

If you're too lazy to cook them in water.. or if you don't have running water, a pot to cook them in and your gas or electricity was shut off... YOU CAN STILL ENJOY THEM.

Take a bag of ramen noodles (Top Ramen is the best known). Crunch them up in the bag, shake it, smash it, pulverize it if you like... just don't break the bag.

Then take the flavor packet.. pour it over the broken bits, close up the bag and shake it again... you end up with something akin to potato chips, only it's delicious raw ramen!

Yo mang, I just took some ramen noodles and made some ramizzle.. it's the shizzle!

by Zenophobe September 21, 2005

bukkakke ramen

When a girl has blonde hair and you ejaculate all over it so it sticks together and looks like ramen noodles.

Yo! Instead of giving my girl just a straight facial, I raised up and made bukkakke ramen.

by The Rev NG8 October 17, 2018

Dirty Ramen

Just ramen with wock. This is prepared by mixing prescription-strength cough or cold syrup containing codeine and promethazine with raw egg and dirty noodles.

I just poured some dirty ramen in my double cup
Yo those dirty ramen ain't shit

by WockEnjoyer2005 February 27, 2023

ramenite

someone who listens to mostly bands on Fueled by Ramen (record company)

Ryan: Hey what's on your playlist?
Lina: All Time Low, Panic at the Disco, Cobra Starship...
Ryan: Ohh you're a ramenite...

by volleyballr April 5, 2009

Raenessest

The Raenessest is separated into 3 syllables: Rae/ ness/ est.

1. All of who Rachel is / All of who I am; if the participants name is Rachel.

2. Completely pure and innocent.

History of Raenessest:

-Rae
The girl's name Rae also used as boy's name Rae, is pronounced Ray. Short form of Rachel (Hebrew) "ewe/lamb" or "purity/innocence"

-ness
forming nouns chiefly from adjectives: suffix
1. denoting a state or condition (sadness, happiness...)
- an instance of this (a kindness)

-est
forming the superlative of adjectives: suffix

(such as shortest, widest, brightest...)

1. It is to amplify the statement of "I am Rachel", the speaker would be claiming more than just stating a name when saying, "I am Raenessest". -"I found who I am, I'm now a Raenessest. - I feel completely Raenessest.

2. She never thinks anything bad of people, she's such a raenessest.

by Raenessest February 5, 2010